Shuesday: How do I love thee, Manolo?

Let me count the ways, starting with every little polka dot on these new shoes. Black & white & crisp for spring. And with a fun orange lining! I don't care what the runways are showing, this is the most orange you'll see this FG wearing this season.

And while you are clearly the pre-eminent shoe designer of your time, what on earth were you thinking with these?