Because Scarlett Johansson is starring in the film version of The Nanny Diaries. As if any woman in their right mind would hire Scarlett to take care of their children.
Picture it, a slightly chilly morning on the African savannah, looking out over the rim of the coulee the sun just peeks out over the horizon, warm, glowing. Through the mist, a silhouette in the distance, just forming, tugs your breath right out of your chest. As it comes into focus, you know it is she. Beautiful, of course. Brilliant, to be sure. Poised, needless to say. And very, very well-dressed. You are in the fabulous girl's world, now.
6 Comments:
I would hire her in a second.
By camarooned, at 3:27 PM
See the part about any woman?
You'd hire Salma Hayek over Scarlett, though. I mean, if we're trafficking in celebrity nannies ...
By fabulous girl, at 4:03 PM
Yes, I saw the part about 'any woman', and posted anyways. Thought I would get in my two cents, even if was unsolicited.
And now that I can see Scarlett in black and white, I may opt for her to be my celebrity nanny instead. Salma who?
By camarooned, at 4:09 PM
Oh, all comments are welcome, in the currency of your choice.
Doesn't Scarlett break the low end of the age spectrum for you?
By fabulous girl, at 4:42 PM
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By camarooned, at 10:34 PM
Wait, how old is she again?
Oh my God, she's not even 22. I feel sick to myself about myself.
By camarooned, at 10:36 PM
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