Travel Lexicon, courtesy Daily Candy

Daily Candy does it again with their smart-ass lexicon to amuse you as you sit in the waiting area for your next flight ... or in the British Airways FIRST lounge.

business ass
n. The dude who shows up at the airport in his best suit thinking it will help get him an upgrade.

deflydrated
adj. Used to describe the dried-up, greenish appearance of post-flight skin.

frequent liar
n. Someone who boasts incessantly about traveling to places he/she has never been.

heirport
n. On-the-spot airport created in a remote location to accommodate a private jet carrying passengers en route to seasonal home. (Our new island is days away from the nearest commercial landing strip, so we’ll have to use daddy’s heirport to land.)

jet hag
n. The overly dressed, overly perfumed woman in desperate search of an on-flight date.

scary-on
n. An piece of luggage that’s clearly too big to fit into a plane’s overhead compartment.

Screamese
n. The loud form of English used only to speak to foreigners. (Rather than learn a few rudimentary terms in Spanish, Harold preferred to ask for directions in Screamese.)

sluggage
n. Luggage that always seems to come out of baggage claim last. (I’ll get there later. Just waiting on my sluggage.)