Wonkette's Words of Wisdom

She could smell his shampoo now - its spiciness (pepper and orange and cinnamon) expensively subtle. Frédéric Fekkai for Men, she remembered, and a small laugh escaped her. Never trust a man whose hair products are more expensive than yours.

Words to live by? I'm not entirely sure. And what rock has Mr. Buckley been under that he's never visited Wonkette?


Web of Lies - Christopher Buckley [NYT]