It's not nice to tease the Radical Right

although it's tremendously fun. Daily Kos encourages us all to mess with Bill O'Reilly, (a link you can find for yourself) just a lil bit:

If you, dear reader, want to be on O'Reilly's "Enemies List", you can send mail to Bill at oreilly@foxnews.com. I've included a poll of likely reasons below. Alas, this poll only allows you to pick one reason. If you have more than one reason you want to be on O'Reilly's Enemies List, by all means mention them all.


Dear Bill O'Reilly. Please put me on your Enemies List because:
You thought telling an entire city that you didn't think they should be defended if Al Qaeda attacked them would be a funny joke.
You thought telling one of of your women coworkers that performing sexual acts using a fried middle eastern food would be a sexy turn on.
I read ten pages of your goddamn porno book, and you owe me.
You thought I forgot all about that whole "I'll be first to be mad if no WMDs are found in Iraq" thing, but I didn't.
I was on McCarthy's Enemies List, and Nixon's Enemies List, and I want to continue the streak.
I'm hoping to hasten your rapid descent into madness. Possibly by Christmas, if possible, because I haven't gotten Al Franken anything yet.