Douchebags of Liberty, a short list
Feel free to make further suggestions:
Bob Novak, for outing an undercover CIA agent, and for defending Swiftboat Veterans for Truth.
Rick Santorum, (R-PA) for equating homosexuality with incest.
The Department of Homeland Security for - this week ALONE - giving border patrol agents the power to deport, and raising the terror alert level AGAIN.
John Ashcroft, for more reasons than can possibly be linked to here.
In a side note, the President appeared on an OLN bass fishing show, indicating once again that, Yale and Harvard education to the contrary, he's really just one of the little people. Presidential dog Barney was there too, although this was not an opportunity to observe fishing from the dog's perspective, which is a good thing, as terriers are really good at shaking the s*** out of fish. I used to own a terrier, so I'm a fan, but they're not very presidential as dogs go. You need something big and sporting like an Irish setter, or small but with a regal air, like a Parson (jack) Russell Terrier. But little terriers with skirts just don't qualify - too much like corgis. Oh, wait, this just in, I'm sorry, the Bush family used to own an English Springer Spaniel, named Spot, (son of Millie, Bush 41), so I guess they were closer to the ideal before Spot's untimely death in February. Today's lesson, for those of you who aren't breaking the law or blogging because you're concerned about your future political careers, something to consider when purchasing a pet. After all, no one's going to vote for a President with a ferret.
Wow, that White House website is seductive.
Bob Novak, for outing an undercover CIA agent, and for defending Swiftboat Veterans for Truth.
Rick Santorum, (R-PA) for equating homosexuality with incest.
The Department of Homeland Security for - this week ALONE - giving border patrol agents the power to deport, and raising the terror alert level AGAIN.
John Ashcroft, for more reasons than can possibly be linked to here.
In a side note, the President appeared on an OLN bass fishing show, indicating once again that, Yale and Harvard education to the contrary, he's really just one of the little people. Presidential dog Barney was there too, although this was not an opportunity to observe fishing from the dog's perspective, which is a good thing, as terriers are really good at shaking the s*** out of fish. I used to own a terrier, so I'm a fan, but they're not very presidential as dogs go. You need something big and sporting like an Irish setter, or small but with a regal air, like a Parson (jack) Russell Terrier. But little terriers with skirts just don't qualify - too much like corgis. Oh, wait, this just in, I'm sorry, the Bush family used to own an English Springer Spaniel, named Spot, (son of Millie, Bush 41), so I guess they were closer to the ideal before Spot's untimely death in February. Today's lesson, for those of you who aren't breaking the law or blogging because you're concerned about your future political careers, something to consider when purchasing a pet. After all, no one's going to vote for a President with a ferret.
Wow, that White House website is seductive.
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