Le weekend: le mini-break, part one

Because we all deserve a mini-break when we've not had a real vacation in, oh ...

Hmmm. So presumably a real vacation doesn't include one's parents. I'm not sure whether or not it includes one's relatives of any kind ...

OK, that's just depressing. Let's stipulate that an actual vacation does not include non-nuclear family members, or job interviews. I insist, however, in the interests of you not being forced to watch me open a vein on my delicate white wrist, that one can take a holiday in one's own environs.

Right? Especially when you live in Gotham?

You know what? That's a post in itself. You're going to have to wait for it. (mwahaha!)

(Also, ahem, mwahaha made the Urban Dictionary?)