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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The Daily Show Drinking Game

Take a drink every time Jon:

  • Says "Ehhhh… Not so much."
  • Says "Awk-ward."
  • Says "Nicely done."
  • Does his "Heh-heh-heh" Bush impression.
  • Shouts "Damn you!" at ceiling camera.
  • Says "You just blew my mind."
  • Makes an out-of-nowhere Jewish reference.
  • Says in a Foghorn Leghorne voice, "I said good DAY, suh"
  • Does some exaggerated chin stroking.
  • Does some exaggerated circular nipple stroking.
  • Pretends to mop his brow with his tie.
  • Imitates a comedian who 96% of Comedy Central’s audience has never actually seen, whether it’s his B-minus Jerry Lewis, his C-minus Woody Allen or his D-plus Johnny Carson.
  • Mentions his kids in an interview with someone who also has kids.

Wonkette

4 Comments:

  • MCB!!! MCB!!!!! Do we get to hang out when I'm back in Seattle in a week or so (before I leave, again, this time for Boston)???? I miiiiisss you...!

    -Howklet

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:27 PM  

  • Howklet! Bien sur! I'll send you an email.

    By Blogger fabulous girl, at 10:00 AM  

  • I get the sense that, given the list of rules, this drinking game could easily be called, 'The 22-Minute Drinking Game', where commercial breaks are your only reprieve.

    By Blogger camarooned, at 9:30 AM  

  • Not that there's anything wrong with that ...

    By Blogger fabulous girl, at 11:17 AM  

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