Fabulous Girl's Boudoir

Friday, March 31, 2006

How stupid do they think we are?

No woman in her right mind thinks that pole and/or lap dancing counts as exercise, even if we did see it on Oprah.

I'm not saying you won't burn calories (especially if you're doing it right), I'm saying it's no substitute for an hour in spin class. And that it's possible that this new exercise concept was created by straight men, for straight men, with little consideration of women at all.

Besides, how sexy can it be if she's reading a book as she's 'dancing'? I'm just saying.

5 Comments:

  • Mea culpa! Um, I own Carmen Electra's aerobic striptease DVDs, and sometimes substitute the routines for a stint at the gym...

    By Blogger Rainster, at 8:57 PM  

  • um, err, hmm (awkward moment). Well, OK, how are they?

    By Blogger fabulous girl, at 11:13 PM  

  • LOL, not very cardio-intense --but still getting a slight workout.

    Note: they're DANCE ROUTINES, a la Jane Fonda! That is IT! There is no stripping involved! (Although, I mean, one could incorporate that into the private application...)

    By Blogger Rainster, at 11:36 PM  

  • Will now crawl into a hole and hibernate. Have just discovered there are worse things than drunk dialing... blog commenting while extremely tired!

    By Blogger Rainster, at 11:42 PM  

  • Reading a book makes it more interesting for her. Didn't Steve Jobs say, "My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading."

    By Blogger Neefer, at 7:53 PM  

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