A victory for ... straight white men everywhere

I know the press conference is 40 minutes away, but I can take the heat.

In a bow to his core constituency, the president this evening nominated a 50 year old straight white man to the SCOTUS. The FG has been suffering from eternal optimist syndrome, thinking that FLOTUS had some influence, but the administration has slapped the FG back into her blue-state of mind again. Did I mention he's only 50 years old? And they don't go willingly into the night ...