Woman as vase

Thanks to A Socialite's Life for bringing David Beckham and the vase substituting for Posh to our attention. The FG happens to be a huge fan of blue & white in china patterns, wallpaper or bedding:




but a dress?



A dearly beloved friend of the FG points out that, were the dress worn by Elle Macpherson or a similarly statuesque FG, the sensation that the dress is wearing the woman would be somewhat mitigated.