Metrosexual is so last spring

but apparently that's news to FOX, who posted

a made-up news article on its Web site that quoted Mr. Kerry as gloating about his fine manicure and his "metrosexual" appearance.

They withdrew the article and apologized, saying:

that the article "was written in jest and should not have been posted or broadcast.'' It said, "We regret the error, which occurred because of fatigue and bad judgment, not malice." [...]"This was a stupid mistake and a lapse in judgment, and Carl [Cameron, chief political corespondent] regrets it,"

see the NYT for the complete story.