Remind you of anyone you know?

Because everyone needs a little Onion ...
"Marla? Get in here. Where the f*** is Diane with my coffee? I sent her out 15 minutes ago for a large cup of fair-trade Ethiopian Dark Roast from the La Paz coffee shop. How hard could it be? You walk your a** to the corner, hand them my Utne Reader travel mug, plunk down the money, and pick up the coffee. Add a little soy milk and two natural-cane sugar packets, and you make sure the lid is tight. That's so simple, even Diane should be able to do it without f***ing up."
http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4030

Moment of Personal Revelation For Purposes of Irony: The drink described above is my drink.