Wrap her up

I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, Give her to me, wrap her up

It's coming to the end of the year, and the FUG Girls have done us the tremendous favour of addressing the sins and the stars of fashion in 2008. Lists of 10 are so convenient, no?

Briefly:

It Takes a Rare Man to Pull Off a Mustache. And if that man isn't George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Jude Law, or Robert Downey Jr. — all of whom have taken, and failed, Lip Lawns 101 — then odds are it also will not be you. Unless you are Victor Newman.

Leave the Jumpsuits to Professions That Demand Them - Blake Lively, Gwyneth Paltrow, Maggie Gyllenhaal; jumpsuits are bad, mmmkay?

But Fish Scales Can Be a Good Thing - Marion Cotillard (Warning: Attempt only under professional supervision.)

Whatever Solange Wears, Do the Opposite. (When your sister has invented a split personality just so she can wear a metallic robot hand, and you still look more cracked out than she does, something is terribly wrong.)

Don’t Fug Up Your Youth - Evan Rachel Wood, Taylor Momsen, wash your faces!

Being on a Reality Show Doesn’t Make You a Fashion Designer - Too many to count.

Shopping a Lot Doesn't Make You a Designer, Either - every other celebrity in Hollywood.

Looking Good Is Still the Best Revenge - Anne Hathaway

We Are So Over Sex and the City - SJP

The Perfect Sparkly Minidress Can Make People Forget That Time You Shaved Your Head - Ms. Spears

Wrap her up