Leopards & bra-straps and sacks, oh my!

Well, I stooped to conquer the VMAs last night and was rewarded with some of the worst fashion moments I've ever seen. Apparently the batwinged, super-short sack dress is 'in', as worn by Kirsten Dunst and Eva Longoria:



There were tie me up-tie me down, mixed length confections sported by Fergie and J. Simpson that left me baffled:



and I enjoyed the leopard print dresses sported by Lindsay Lohan and Gwen Stefani - when are these events going to hire a pre-event fashion coordinator? Maybe Lohan should go back to being a redhead ...