Double your pleasure

Not enough Jon Stewart in your world? Feel cheated on the nights Steven Colbert doesn't comment from a far flung location or celebrate "This Week in God"? Relax, kick back and toke up, because Colbert's getting his own show.

Comedy Central said yesterday that it was giving Mr. Colbert his own show: a half-hour that is expected to follow "The Daily Show" on weeknights and will lampoon those cable-news shows that are dominated by the personality and sensibility of a single host. Think, he said, of Bill O'Reilly and Chris Matthews and Sean Hannity.

Say it with me - Don't act like you don't want it, oh I know that you do.