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From the Seattle P-I:

Thinking of moving to Canada if Kerry loses?
If, come Tuesday, John Kerry loses the presidential election, droves of dejected liberals may dream of crossing the border into Canada. Though it's only satire (read: not real), a new Web site may cheer them up.
It's www.marryanamerican.ca, which jokes that if President Bush is re-elected, Canadians can help "single, sexy American liberals -- already a threatened species."
How? By marrying an American and sacrificing their "singlehood to save our southern neighbors from four more years of cowboy conservatism." The site's motto is "No good American will be left behind!" It's produced by the people who put out This Magazine, an edgy alternative journal about Canadian politics, arts and pop culture.